Post by Mollusc on Jul 17, 2018 20:09:37 GMT -6
Mollusc walked through the streets of this Badman city. It didn't seem so bad on site. He was able to finally going to spread his religion and this was the best place to start. Teach the people of badman city the true god words. He didn't care that they were attacking each other. If they attacked the foes of Porunga it mattered not. He grasped his book in his hand as a large group of people was being dragged behind him. When he entered town he was attacked by the police of this town. Said they were arresting him for walking on the sidewalk. They were nice fellows. They were being dragged behind him, he needed an audience after all. The Police would make fine first converts to the truest religion in the world. He knew there was a lot more than them, however, and he'd soon gather attention just as he wanted. He finally stopped in the middle of the road trying to find an object to stand on.
He'd turn his head seeing someone driving their car down the street to hit him. That would be perfect. He'd stop the car with one hand. His other hand stretched in throwing the man out. He roared, "You stole the car I stole...good job." He flashed a thumbs up. Mollusc didn't understand why these people were so out of it. Did they eat something wrong? Humans were certainly confusing creatures. It didn't matter anyone could be converted. They would soon become the perfects subject to his holiness. So he turned off the car and stood on top of it as a crowd of booing people gathered around. They began to throw stuff. He saw that as praise for what he was about to say. The booings must be cheers for Porunga he thought. So he lifted the book up and got ready to read to these people and teach them the true ways of living. "I am Mollusc and I am here to teach you all the ways of Porunga. Those who follow his way will be saved from his wrath."
He'd turn his head seeing someone driving their car down the street to hit him. That would be perfect. He'd stop the car with one hand. His other hand stretched in throwing the man out. He roared, "You stole the car I stole...good job." He flashed a thumbs up. Mollusc didn't understand why these people were so out of it. Did they eat something wrong? Humans were certainly confusing creatures. It didn't matter anyone could be converted. They would soon become the perfects subject to his holiness. So he turned off the car and stood on top of it as a crowd of booing people gathered around. They began to throw stuff. He saw that as praise for what he was about to say. The booings must be cheers for Porunga he thought. So he lifted the book up and got ready to read to these people and teach them the true ways of living. "I am Mollusc and I am here to teach you all the ways of Porunga. Those who follow his way will be saved from his wrath."
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