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Post by Erva on Sept 3, 2018 0:43:26 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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| ACTIVE TRANSFORMATIONS: Dai Majin (x1/x3P) |
And bam! Erva had finally touched back down into the mortal realms, and right into the city where all those heroes she'd met had been killed just weeks earlier. This seemed like a good place to start, to her. Of course, Majin Uspo came on down with her - she wouldn't have just left her bodyguard alone up in heaven to fend for himself. "And we're back to your old stomping grounds!" Erva proudly announced, swinging her arms up into the air as if she were proudly presenting the city to the Majin. "Uh," he muttered with some curious glances around. "This doesn't look like Majin Village at all." "Duh," Erva replied as she hopped up onto Uspo's shoulder. "But it is the same planet. And the same realm of existence."
"...Close enough?" he responded with a shrug as he started to walk forward, his Princess still seated on his shoulder. They took some looks around and found themselves to be in, well, an admittedly nice looking town. It looked pleasant, but the pair couldn't help but shake an uneasy feeling over the whole place. That feeling was confirmed when a pedestrian in front of them suddenly pulled a knife on another earthling out of seemingly nowhere. "Gimme your wallet, you twat!" he shouted, only for the other Earthling to whip out his own switchblade. "No, you hand me yours!" the guy shouted back. The Majin and the Shinjin just sort of watched on in wide-eyed amazement until they eventually threw their knives down and started punching each other's faces.
"So, uh, I take it the bad guys winning the fight here have something to do with all this?" The Majin asked with a concerned glance up at his Shinjin master. She simply shrugged. "Wouldn't surprise me," She said as they walked away from the rumble once a third person jumped in for no reason. "But uh, this place'll be back to normal in no time, like, three or four months tops till some hero walks in and fixes everything." She sounded unimpressed, to say the least, though the Majin seemed fascinated by the concept of good and evil's eternal struggle. "Are there any of those bigger bad guys still around?" he asked, which was quickly replied by a "Psh, probably. Maybe if we keep walking, we'll see one. Think you'll kick their ass?" "I can certainly give it a try!"
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 7, 2018 3:01:41 GMT -6
Thread Power Level: 47,500 | Dai Majin (x1/x3P) Active! Current PL: 47,500/142,500! (Would be sensed at 47,500)
As the harmless, light-aligned duo walked through the streets of Badman, a rumbling echoed through the streets. Something strong was coming, and it was coming in red hot. The trees in the park nearby shuddered in their spots, and the birds flapped away, though if one looked closely they would swear a few of the avians flipped off whatever was coming their way.
A black blur blotted out the sun above, and its power was immense. With a roar, the beast above announced itself, and started plummeting toward the street.
"STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!"
This warcry shook the city block, and the scuffle nearby stopped. Those thugs knew who was coming. He was their hero, and a damn tough guy. The trio of thugs decided mugging one another would have to wait. Giving one another back their wallets, they sprinted for the nearest alleyway, hoping beyond hope that they didn't get caught in the crossfire.
With a flourish, the black blur landed surprisingly soft. Only the ground beneath him was cracked. The large, imposing figure landed on one knee, his arms flexed above his head. It was Mumbo, the Black Stargoon. Dressed in his usual work attire, he was here to sniff out some trouble, and it looked like he'd found some. His nostrils flexed at the stench of Kai.
"Hoo-Hah! Da Black Stah Goon is heah ta snuff yer lights out!"
The Majin cracked his knuckles and stood up, posing one more time for good measure, before really giving his foes a good look. He was up against a fellow Majin? Surely he'd be the contender. His pet Shinjin was much too weak to fight on her own. What filth this Majin was, though. He thought Cadenza was the only goodie-good of his kind. Most of the ones he knew back at his desk job were vile in some small way. They'd never tip at restaurants, or make sure to "forget" their wallet when the office went out together. But this guy? He had a Kai at his side! If only Maple were here to see what kind of filth was on the planet...
"So! You's two wanted ta do some hero work, eh? Maybe flex doze big muscles ya got? Well sahrry pal, but da goons are heah ta stay... At least until we get a bettah payin' job."
Mumbo frowned, trying to be a little more serious today. He had to seem real tough. With Sando quitting the team, and Maple MIA, he needed to send a good public message out.
"I'll give ya's both one of two options. You's can lemme have the Slim-jin and leave peacefully, ore I can dent yer face and den eat da Goodie-good you's got on ya shoulder. You choose."
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Post by Erva on Sept 11, 2018 22:02:23 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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"What are the antenna things for, anyway?" Erva asked the Majin below her, the pair mid conversation about an idle topic that had mostly just come up to pass the time as the pair walked down the street, each holding a careful eye out for any more hooligans. The squishy Majin tilted his head and shrugged. "Well, I don't do this myself, but some Majin send out magical attacks through their antenna!" Uspo cheerfully responded, "I always like a good punch over a laser beam, though." "Yeah, wel- Did it just get darker?"
Both Shinjin and Majin alike looked up towards a strange, large figure that floated overhead, blocking out the sun and casting a shadow over the pair, until it shouted out a tremendous battle cry and launched itself down at the street, a loud crash ringing throughout the area as the ground cracked beneath his feet! "...Well, hello there," Erva mumbled under her breath as she watched the fabulous Majin with wide eyes. He was a duller, purple-ish gray color, unlike her own Majin's brighter orange, but he was equally as massive as Uspo, and his dazzling outfit more than made up for his lack of natural impressiveness.
Well, his size was impressive, Erva would give him that.
"What's a 'Stah Goon'?" Majin Uspo asked in confusion, crossing his arms over his chest with a befuddled expression across his face. Erva rolled her eyes. She knew who this guy was, at least based on the aftermath of what he'd sent up to heaven, along with his other goons. "They're this group of baddies for hire that go around doing - you know what? I'll go into specifics later. He uh, helped kill that blue cat you liked sparring with." "WHAT?!" The Majin flexed out his arms angrily and a pouty expression swept across his face. "How dare you kill Nashi and then threaten my princess! I'm gonna kick your ass, you runt of a Majin!"
The orange blob then rushed towards the black Star Goon, Erva still seated on his shoulder as he dashed. "Wa-Wait!" Erva exclaimed as she nearly fell off and had to hold on tight to keep from keetering off the shoulder. "Let's think about this, he's way stronger than you!" she quickly exclaimed, no time to leave even slight pauses between her words, though they fell on deaf ears as Uspo reared back his right fist and thrust it forward, aiming to deliver a punch square in the gray Majin's face and break his stupid sunglasses.
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 15, 2018 18:40:42 GMT -6
Mumbo sneered, appalled by Upso's ignorance. Everybody knew the goons nowadays! Flashing another pose, the Majin explained. "Psh! Da Goons are only da strongest mercs evah! We gots style, powah, and heart ta boot! No hero will evah stop da troo powa of da STAH GOONS! HOO-HAH!" His aura exploded around him, as he flexed one last time. Confetti exploded from behind him, spawned by magic. The Majin smirked to himself. He was getting better at materializing things!
It wasn't long before the Shinjin gave the full rundown, and Upso flew into a rage. The smaller Majin charged Mumbo, fist pulled back, ready to slam right into the grey beast ahead! Against a weaker foe, this bull-rush might have worked, but wild strikes were Mumbo's whole gimmick!
"Goon Boon! Spinnin' Swing!"
With a spin, Mumbo brought his elbow up, stopping the blow just inches from his face. The force of limb against limb caused a mighty shock-wave to blow outward, knocking over a street light and starting the alarms of every car for miles. Chuckling, the Black Stargoon pulled his knee back, before swinging it forward, his elastic flesh allowing it to fling upwards a few feet towards Upso's chin. Should the strike ring true, it'd probably send Upso and his pet Shinjin a ways back.
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Post by Erva on Sept 17, 2018 9:54:35 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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Was that confetti? That was just about the last thing Erva thought before Uspo and Mumbo's blows met, and the gray Majin's elbow was enough to stop the full force of the orange one's body just inches from his face. Majin Uspo was confused, but this was about what Erva was expecting to happen. "What gives?" Uspo asked through grit teeth as he struggled to push the gray arm away with all his might, though it just refused to budge. Erva herself was awkwardly seated on his shoulder still, and tried to lean as far back away from Mumbo's stinky breath as she could. "I told you, he's way stronger than-" She didn't get to finish her sentence before a massive knee was brought up into Uspo's chin with a "CRACK!"
The Majin flew back, and the Shinjin flew off his shoulder with a "Whoa!" before catching herself midair with her innate flight ability and landing gently. Uspo did not land so gently, as his back crashed right into a car, smashing in the door and breaking one of the windows. "Awouh," he groaned, taking a moment or two to stand up. It wasn't the strongest blow he'd ever taken, but just the fact that it was as strong as it was completely caught him off guard. No Majin had ever been stronger than him before! This didn't make any sense. "Quit bein' all flashy and acting like you're some cool guy, you're just a filthy murderer!" Uspo exclaimed as he rushed at Mumbo again with much the same strategy as before. Clearly he hadn't learned his lesson.
"Dude, stop! You're just gonna get hurt against him!" Erva protested from the side as she worriedly watched her Majin fling himself at the big one. Sure, she could heal him if he got hurt, but only once - healing magic took quite a bit of energy to use, and that energy took time to recharge. "That's an order!" The orange Majin skidded to a halt just a yard or so away from Mumbo, feeling more frustrated than he could ever remember being. "Well, just, fine then!" he pouted, holding up a finger to point at the Star Goon's face "I'll let you off easy today, but next time I see you, I'm gonna pound your butt in!"
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 17, 2018 18:37:05 GMT -6
The resounding crunch of knee against chin gave Mumbo a satisfying shiver. It wasn't often he got to be so brutal. Even in fights to the death, he'd have to exercise caution when it came to the fierce stuff. No reason to let himself get caught off-guard in a real-deal fight, right? It wouldn't look good for the Goons if he lost all the time, after all. "Ey! Murder needs ta be stylish! Udda-wise its just borin'! Why d'ya tink nobody remembahs da petty criminals? It's cuz dey ain't gots no flaih!"He struck another pose, and the shutter of a dozen cameras went off. On a nearby rooftop, a gaggle of paparazzi were cheering on their hero. Some dangled out of windows, others clung like magnets to flag poles, all so they could get some decent pictures of the fight. With a chuckle, the Black Stargoon nodded his head their way. "See? Dey love me out heah!"It didn't take long for Upso to take another swing. Coming in red-hot, his might pink fist barreled towards Mumbo in an all-too familiar fashion. Moments before the impact, Upso skid to a halt at the behest of his Shinjin. Slowly, the gears in Mumbo's head turned. The Kai wasn't the pet, it was Upso! With a sneer, he pushed Upso's finger out of his face, and shouted toward Erva. His comical, cheery demeanor was gone, replaced by contempt. "Oh... I geddit now. You's ain't his pet. You's da one wit da leash!" Mumbo cracked his knuckles menacingly, a pocket of steam blowing from one of the holes in his head dramatically. "Yer worse den I am. Yer one of da zookeepahs. Sittin' around, tellin' people whut ta do and how ta do it. We're just pets ta gods like you! It makes me so MAD!!!"
Suddenly, the ground quaked. More steam bubbled from his head, like rapid-fire pistons. It wasn't long before the street, and soon the whole city block, was covered in a thin layer of Mumbo's mist. He growled as his energy ballooned, along with his muscles. His armor strained to contain him, the star on his chest cracking under the added mass. The paparazzi from before were simply blown away, unable to withstand Mumbo's blackened Ki. "Mumbo... Not... Happy..." He struggled to say through strained, furious breaths. "Mumbo... GONNA... KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" The Majin let out a warcry, shattering nearby windows. The blacks of his eyes turned blacker, and the red pupils shone bright like twin stars of Makyo. With a mighty roar, he swung his fist, aiming to punch Upso's gut out through his back, and send him two cities over. Regardless of his success, he'd turn to the Kai, snarling, before opening his maw. A bright white light formed in his mouth, and without warning, expanded. With a step forward to better his aim, his energy exploded, sending a massive beam of white Ki towards Erva. If Upso didn't act quick, his buddy would find herself with an express ticket back to Yemma's office!
Mumbo uses [UT] Bulking!
New modifiers: x2 Offense/x1 Defense
New PL: 95,000/47,500
Fired [N1] Cannoli Cannon at Erva!
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Post by Erva on Sept 18, 2018 6:15:46 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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This city was really weird. Or, maybe all of Earth was this weird. Either way, Erva raised an eyebrow as the flashes and clicks of cameras surrounded them, every citizen of this city apparently jumping out of their boots at the chance to watch this big, flabby, gray thing beat down on a Shinjin and her Majin. Or maybe they were excited to see a truly fabulous Shinjin? ...That had to have been it. "I think you're mistaken there, buddy!" Erva gloated, proudly placing her hands on her hips before shoving her thumb towards her chest. "They're here for none other than yours truly! Why would they want pictures of some graceless big oaf?"
Mumbo seemed to shortly after come to some sort of realization, and his admittedly pretty goofy demeanor seemed to turn into contempt. "Um, duh," Erva replied with some snark. "You seriously thought a Majin was in charge of me? How old are you, like four?" Even Uspo seemed surprised at the implication that he was in charge. "Uhh, yeah, no way I would ever be in charge of someone like Erva! She's way too cool for that, right?" He glanced over at his Shinjin master and gave her a thumbs up, along with a grin, though she responded by just looking at him with a "not now" kind of expression.
Erva was going to shoot some other comment at the buffoon, but out of nowhere, the ground itself started to shake. "Whoa!" the Shinjin exclaimed as she held her arms up in front of her face to shield herself from the wind. She was at least able to withstand the force of the wind that blew out from the Majin, though the same could not be said for all the other folks who'd gathered around them. Majin Uspo was quick to start heading over to guard Erva from this sudden but weak attack, when, out of nowhere, the Majin turned on his brethren and slammed a fist right into his orange gut! "Wogh!" Uspo cried out as he found himself flying back and crashing through the wall of a building across the street.
"Uspo!" Erva yelled out in surprise at seeing her friend take the vicious attack. She was about to run over and check on him, but stopped in her tracks when Mumbo glared in her direction, saliva dripping from his snarling jaw. "Uh, hey, there, buddy," she said with visible fear as she took a few steps back. "Why don't we, uh, talk about thi-" Before she even finished her sentence, a massive beam of powerful, white ki blasted straight out of the Majin's mouth towards the Shinjin! She shut her eyes and put her arms up in front of her face in a futile effort to defend herself, and braced for the end.
...But the ki never hit her. "...Huh?" she mumbled as she lowered her arms and opened her eyes. In front of her stood a massive, orange blob that had taken the full front of the blow, before shrinking back down to its usual size. It was Uspo! "You can hurt me all you want," the Majin said as he wiped some dirt off his cheek. "But you're not touching Lady Erva. Bring it on, chump."
TAGS: Majin Mumbo
OOC NOTES: [N1] Balloon Barrier used to block [N1] Cannoli Cannon for Erva!
31,350 - 28,463 = 2,887 x 0.5 = 1,444 damage! 2% damage taken!
KP: 3/3 > 2/3
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 21, 2018 1:17:32 GMT -6
Infuriating! That stupid Majin wasn't even good enough at losing! At the sight of Upso's stalwart defense, Mumbo's veins bulged from his forehead, and his fury pulsed out in the form of another Ki surge. More of the earth below splintered beneath his boots, quivering from his might. Surely the city had seen higher powers, but none as angry, nor as determined. Trying to keep some semblance of sensibility to himself, he pulled in a deep breath, and shouted toward Upso. What little vocabulary he had was stunted further, turning into caveman speak.
"You... Dummyhead! She using you! Like you is a piece of meat! Dat's... ALL YOU IS TA HER!"
His fists clenched, and with another roar, he broke into a sprint, thundering across the street to tackle into Upso. If he couldn't change his fellow Majin's mind, he'd have to beat him into the right mindset. It worked in all those cheesy cartoons his brother used to watch, so why wouldn't it in the real world?
"Open you eyes! EAT DA LEASH OFF!!!"
His aim was to send himself and Upso into a nearby garbage truck, and if they landed themselves there, he'd lay into the mook beneath him, sending haymaker after haymaker at the orange gummy's face, before ending it all off with a headbutt.
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Post by Erva on Sept 24, 2018 9:04:00 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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If they were trying to make Mumbo mad, they had evidently succeeded. Veins literally bulged from the goliath's forehead as he crushed the ground beneath his feet, and Erva detected another surge of ki emanating from his entire body. The Shinjin was starting to understand why Garon had been so afraid of these "Star Goon" guys. And this was only one of them! Were there really four others who all had the same amount of power? How did a weakling like Garon even put up a fight against this sort of might? "Says you!" Uspo retorted at Mumbo's low IQ comments, "But Erva and I are-" He didn't quite get the chance to finish his sentence, as he was quite quickly tackled over by the gray Majin, who'd barreled into him like a truck.
Even against Uspo's stalwart defenses, the orange blob had some trouble keeping his footing, and given that he hadn't been fully expecting the charge attack in the first place, he shortly found himself being swept off of his feet and slammed into the garbage truck across the street. "Ugh, gross," he mumbled to himself as he landed in all the trash. Even he wouldn't want to eat all of this gunk. That was the least of his current problems, though, as the other Majin was upon him within seconds! His fists hurt a pretty good amount, Uspo had to admit, as they crashed straight into his gooey face relentlessly again and again. But, hey, at least he wasn't attacking Erva right then, right?
When Mumbo decided to finally finish with a good headbutt, Majin Uspo was admittedly a little dazed where he lay. "Uhm, ow," he mumbled out as he dazedly rolled over and tried to stand himself upright. Where was he, again? ...Oh, right, the garbage truck. "You okay in there, Uspo!?" He heard Erva shout from across the street. "Oh, yeah, never better!" he yelled back. He had seemingly forgotten Mumbo was there as he dizzily walked out of the truck and stumbled back and forth, before tripping on his own foot and flopping onto the street. "Gimme uh, gimme a minute for my eyes to stop spinning in my head, here."
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OOC NOTES: KP: 2/3 > 3/3
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 26, 2018 19:59:26 GMT -6
Upso wasn't the only one in a haze. With his final punch, Mumbo's rage had begun to subside. His snarls fading, and his drool-spout closing up, the mighty Black Stargoon finally regained some semblance of sense. He was still angry, sure, but his unfettered fury was gone. He gave Upso some breathing room, keeping his eyes on the Shinjin more than the Majin.
Panting, Mumbo took his scouter-shades off, his bright red pupils slowly fading into view in the sea of black sclera, almost as if they had been lost during his rage. "Don'cha geddit, Kiddo? Yer nuttin but a toy fer her! Sometin ta take da hits so she can eat popcorn witout gettin her dress doity. Did she evah remembah yer birthday? Does she even know yer favorite show?!"
The Majin outstretched his hand, offering it to his fellow warrior. Should he accept, then perhaps he wasn't lost in the light after all.
"We can break da chains of da Kais, but only if we do it togedda! Whaddya say?"
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Post by Erva on Sept 27, 2018 16:01:15 GMT -6
ERVA'S PL: 50 | MAJIN USPO'S PL: 28,750/86,250
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Uspo slowly sat himself up off the ground in a deep pant, as he glanced up towards Mumbo. The Star Goon was also a little out of breath, it seemed, as he removed his scouter and his deep, red pupils came into view. And while he seemed to have more sense to him than the seething and senseless rage he'd just fallen into a moment prior, he was still talking nonsense. "That's not true," the orange blob insisted. "Erva cares 'bout me just as much as I do her, right, Erva?" he asked, glancing over to the Shinjin, who was still standing off to the side, looking a bit discomforted with Mumbo's words. "Uh, yeah, for sure," she replied, giving her Majin a thumbs up, though her somewhat lackluster response made Uspo frown.
He glanced back over towards Mumbo and his outstretched hand, then back over to Erva. "...When's my birthday, then?" he asked, "We celebrated it quite a few times at the village." He looked at the Shinjin expectantly, but all she did was bite her lip and stare back at him in silence for a few moments. She finally replied, "Um... It is... On a... Tuesday." "Well, yes, every seven years, that's how dates work. But what date?" The Shinjin glanced over at Mumbo, then back again at Uspo. "It's... February eighth?" Majin Uspo looked disappointed. "It's November thirtieth." "Oh." The Shinjin looked down at her feet with a rather embarrassed expression on her face, and her Majin looked none too pleased with her lack of a correct answer. He didn't even need to ask about his favorite show, no way she knew that if she couldn't remember his birthday.
The Majin turned towards Mumbo, then glanced down at his hand again, finally reaching out and grabbing it himself, standing back up onto his feet. "You may be right," he said, "But-" "Now hold on a second, here," Erva interrupted, "You're telling me you're not just the goon of some higher power? Dude, your group is literally called the Star Goons. Way to preach about free will and all that when you're probably the mook to some guy who probably doesn't give a crap about you either. Probably just using you for all that muscle." She then glanced over to Uspo and crossed her arms. "And, so what if I don't know your birthday? I know plenty else about you, I don't need to win some dumb trivia contest for you to realize that I like having you around for more than just your meat!" This big fat Mumbo guy was really starting to piss Erva off with this high horse of his.
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Post by Majin Mumbo on Sept 28, 2018 4:08:33 GMT -6
A smile came to Mumbo's face. Not of malice or conniving. He felt like he was doing real good. He was getting somewhere with Upso! Gripping the (seemingly) younger Majin's hand tight, he helped him up with gusto, that smile of his widening at Erva's stammering, incorrect answer. All he needed was a bit more time, and he could maybe, just maybe, convert Upso to the right side.
"See? Da gears are startin' ta toin, I bet. Dese Kai folks are nuttin' but trubble. Now, I ain't sayin' we gots ta team up or anytin'; I did just clobbah you so I'd undahstand if tensions was high and all, but--"
Mumbo and Upso's conversation was interrupted by that irksome Kai. The smell of her magic was enough to put the Majin back on high alert, but his frothing sneer wasn't back on full display just yet. Instead, he kept his cool, and thought hard about how to respond to her rant. It's what Maple would do, after all.
Folding his arms, the Majin scoffed, making sure to avoid words that were hard to say with his accent to sound smarter. "Yeah. I am a Goon, troo and troo, but I ain't disraspected. My boss Maple gives me propah wages, vacation days, and above all dat? He remembahs my boithday." Turning to Upso, he whispered, "Septembah Foist, if you need ta know."
The Black Stargoon clenched his fist, and with a small pop of smoke, his vibrant Stargoon gear was gone, replaced by more casual clothing. He was now adorned in something a mobster might wear in a cheesy 80s flick; black slacks, a white button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and suspenders hanging limply from the sides of his pants. He pointed a finger at the Kai, and frowned. "I bet'cha never even took Upso to da movies, didja? Dis kinda stuff is important, yannow? Just cuz ya woik togedda, and fight togedda, that don't mean yer friends. It means you know how ta use him good. And poisonally? I'd say dat pretendin' ta be somebody's friend is da woist ting a friend can do."
Snapping his finger, a chocolate cigar formed in his opposite hand. He bit down, spraying choco-dust out the other end as if it were cigarette smoke. "Now I ain't sayin' you gots ta ditch da broad today-- which ya should, by da way-- but she ain't evah gonna clean up her act, and if she does? Well, it ain't gonna be poimanent."
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Post by Erva on Oct 4, 2018 13:20:25 GMT -6
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"September first? That was... Two days ago! Happy birthday!" Uspo said with a grin as he gave the slightly taller Majin a pat on the back, momentarily forgetting himself and quickly pulling his hand back once he remembered the situation. Even if what Mumbo was saying was true, and that Erva was just using him for all his muscle and didn't care a bit about him, Mumbo was still a murderer. He killed Nashi, and Yogu, and Garon! Or, at least had a hand in all of their deaths! He couldn't so quickly come to trust someone that evil. His expression twisted into a frown, and he glanced over at Erva, who seemed to be having trouble coming up with a proper counter argument for all the things the 'Black Star Goon' had just said.
The Majin took a few steps away from Mumbo, and crossed his arms over his squishy chest, feeling conflicted. "You... Did still kill all of those nice people I met in Heaven," Uspo stated, almost apologetically as he glanced over towards Mumbo. "A-And aren't you behind all of the people in this town acting so strange? And who knows what else you've been doing..." He glanced over at Erva, and the Shinjin let out a sigh. "See? He's just trying to manipulate you and make you thin-" "Well, I can't say you've been much better!" Uspo interrupted her much to the shock of his Princess. "Huh?" she mumbled in surprise. This was the first time Uspo had ever talked back to her. "Mumbo's right about some things, here! I don't get paid, or have vacation days, and I was fine with that, because I thought I was your friend!"
He stepped over to Erva and looked down at her with a frown. "And if we're not friends, then this is just a job, and people are supposed to get paid for jobs! And treated with respect!" Erva bit her lip, then shot a glare over towards Mumbo. This was his fault for planting all those ideas into Uspo's brain! How did Uspo even know about jobs and payments, anyway? "...Fine, I'll pay you," Erva said through grit teeth, sending another glare Mumbo's way. "Now, come on, we'll figure that all out later, I don't like the way this creep looks at us," she added before turning to walk off and get away from Mumbo before he continued to do something she'd hate. Uspo himself glanced back at Mumbo and gave the Black Star Goon a look up and down. "I've got some things to work out, first," he said, "But consider my answer a 'maybe' for now." He the turned to follow the Shinjin, and provided Mumbo didn't try and stop them, they'd make their way out of the city.
TAGS: Majin Mumbo
OOC NOTES: Thread exit, unless Mumbo stops them from leaving!
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