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Post by Polbo on Nov 24, 2018 22:39:07 GMT -6
It had been a minute since anyone had actually reached out to Polbo for her services! She was excited when one of the contestants in the little pie throwing event she'd hosted reached out to her with some interest in 'further rewards'. Of course, the Earthling always preferred to make her deals in person, and make sure she had something in mind for what the other party could do as 'payment', so she'd set up a meeting for the two of them at a later date. That later date had now arrived, and the regular human had herself dressed up nicely as she walked to the set destination, wearing a nice, darkly colored dress and some tights, with her little brown purse strung over her shoulder. She walked into the bar she usually had these meetings in and gave a smile and a nod towards the bartender, who knew what she was doing there, of course.
The Listener's Pub was where Polbo often liked to do business, if the weather wasn't too nice. Not terribly far of a walk, and not frequented by anyone Polbo wouldn't want to have spot her. It helped having the owners be on her side, too. The pink haired woman took her seat in the back and set her purse down on the side of her table, checking her phone for the time. She was about ten minutes early, but that was quite alright. Hopefully the purple cat wouldn't be too late, though, otherwise the wait might start to get annoying. A waiter came by and politely asked for Polbo's order. "Oh, uh," she mumbled, quickly picking up the menu that was on the table and flipping through it. It had entirely passed her mind to think of something to eat and drink.
"Can I get a... Medium buffalo wings, mild sauce? And just a lite beer, to drink. Thank you," she politely requested with a smile, and the waiter quickly wrote down her order and assured her it'd be 'out shortly' before walking back over towards the kitchen. The purple cat like alien could order what he wanted when he arrived, too, Polbo assumed. A quick glance at the clock on her phone let her know that there were now eight minutes left before the meeting was scheduled. Maybe she could make some texts about setting up round two of the tournament while she waited. The Earthling popped her phone out of sleep mode and texted away to some people about some modifications she wanted made to the stadium, occasionally glancing up at the door to check if 'Bozo' was going to show up. If he didn't, then, well, at least she could enjoy some hot wings.
TAGS: Bozo
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Post by Bozo on Nov 25, 2018 3:08:51 GMT -6
Bozo's PL: 180,000/30,000 | [Ringmaster Active] x6/x1
Well, it appeared that ONE earthling was actually not so bad for once. The said earthling was none other than Polbo, a woman who actually went and set up an event he joined not so long ago. Now usually he wouldn’t care about anyone else except for the event alone, but this woman seemed a little bit more interesting than the other dummies he’s met. She didn’t give off that goodie good vibe that everyone appeared to have, plus she seemed to be very rich… unlike Bozo. So after the event was over and he done some digging around, he decided to set up a sort of meeting. Now he HATED meetings, but this would actually benefit him. The thing he had in mind was a ruby that, once crushed, will give the user even more power. Power was like catnip to Bozo, so hearing that there were rubies that granted power sounded AMAZING.
Bozo would be wearing his usual clothes, not bothering to wear anything really fancy. He wasn’t really the one to wear a tuxedo during a meeting or something… actually he’s never worn a tuxedo ONCE in his life. The only thing he’s actually worn that was considered ‘fancy’ was a tophat, but that’s about it. Anywho it didn’t take long for Bozo to finally arrive at the meeting spot, which was a building called “The Listener’s Pub”. Now THIS was a good meeting place; it wasn’t fancy-looking, definitely had food, and seemed pretty comfy. This little meeting might turn out great after all! The hakaijin would go ahead and push open the pub’s door, taking a step inside.
Once the alien was inside, he would begin to look around, searching for a woman with tentacle-like hair. The place wasn’t really all that packed luckily, only having a few people here and there. Some were enjoying some drinks, some were chatting about that one sports game, and others were just doing whatever. Nothing was really happening and it appeared that the woman wasn’t here… until he finally spotted her at a table texting on her phone! Bozo smirked widely, relieved that she actually came to the meeting. The alien would go on ahead and approach the table she was sitting by, greeting them. “Well, howdy! Glad to see that you didn’t turn down the meeting, because oh boy that would’ve been a bummer!” He would say in his usual gleeful tone, taking a seat that was across from Polbo.
“Now, how about we strike up that deal? I want a ruby, a blood ruby to be exact! I’m sure you know what it is, but if you want me to explain it to you, I can do that. I want that ruby, and in exchange, I’ll do whatever you please! I can assure you that, unlike most people…” He would rest his elbows on the table, extending one hand out before snapping his finger, a purple flame suddenly appearing at his finger tips.
“I can get the job done.”
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Post by Polbo on Nov 25, 2018 21:54:39 GMT -6
Polbo had just been wrapping up a message about implementing a barrier to protect spectators to the stadium owner when she spotted a fuzzy purple head and some unmistakable purple ears in the corner of her yellow eyes. She gave Bozo a smile as he approached and sat down, noting that he had a pair of bright, yellow eyes himself, though they were distinctly more cat like and positively glowing with mischief. "Oh, I never turn down a meeting!" she politely replied to the cat with a smile, "I'm always glad when someone is interested in using my services, no matter who they are. I don't discriminate!" She really didn't. The Earthling felt like she'd helped out every race under the stars at least once, although Bozo's was actually a new one. She was curious what he called his species, though not quite curious enough to ask. Not yet, at least.
Either way, the purple cat was very quick to jump straight to the point, stating that he wanted a 'blood ruby', and was willing to do anything that Polbo asked him to do to get it. Polbo smiled as he spoke, always appreciating when someone was able to just get straight to the point of something instead of dancing around it until they always inevitably got there. "A 'blood ruby'?" Polbo echoed the request, scratching her head. "That sounds... Familiar, although they're a bit rarer to come by than most things. I don't have one on me right now, so I'd have to send it to you after the fact," she explained. She had simple, more common requests stored in her bag, but something like a blood ruby was rarely, if ever, requested, let alone even known of by most people. Polbo herself wasn't even entirely sure what it was, but she could look into it fairly easily.
The waiter arrived with her buffalo wings and beer, setting the food and drink down in front of Polbo, before walking back over to the kitchen. The Earthling picked up one of the sauce covered chicken wings and held it up to her mouth. "You can have some, if you want, they're really good here," she offered to Bozo before taking a bite out of the slightly spicy meat stick. She chewed it thoroughly, and washed it down with a sip of her beer, then asked, "So, I know, like, generally, what a blood ruby is, but you probably know more about it than me," she said while taking another bite and chewing up some more chicken. With a full mouth and sauce covered lips, she asked, "What does it do? And what do you wanna do with it? I'm just personally curious, I don't actually care what you end up doing with it."
TAGS: Bozo
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Post by Bozo on Nov 27, 2018 20:54:42 GMT -6
Honestly this human wasn’t all that bad compared to the others he had seen so far. She didn’t seem all that annoying, not bothering to ask any questions or any of the kind. Perhaps this meeting will get done rather quickly, and soon enough Bozo will have what he’s been wanting. The sheer thought of holding a blood ruby in his hands delighted the alien, and oh BOY the power he would receive from it! “Yes, yes! A blood ruby!” He would exclaim, a hint of glee in the alien’s tone… which would sadly die down as he heard that Polbo didn’t exactly have any. Well, that was sure a buzzkill! That meant he had to wait for it, which was again, a major buzzkill. “Well, that’s alright! I can wait for days, weeks, and even years! Maybe not the last one, but you know what I mean.” Bozo said, his eyes dilating a little bit upon seeing Polbo’s food arrive.
He kind of stared at the woman as she held up a wing, his eyes growing more in size after hearing her offer. “I would like one of those, yes! I’m quite hungry and… it’s been a while since I tried… whatever that is.” He would say, pointing towards her buffalo wings. Now he had chicken before, just not… THAT kind of chicken. A silent whimper escaped Bozo as he saw her take a bite of her food, his ears perking up however after hearing the woman speak. “A blood ruby is… weeeeell, it contains power! And I’m a person who REALLY loves power, I guess. I do not know of their origins, but I used to eat them like candy… literally.” It was true! He would actually eat these rubies as if they were candy, but obviously he hasn’t done so in a long while… hence why he’s asking this earthling for a ruby to begin with. “It’s like killing two birds with one stone; I want more power AND I also want a treat. Blood rubies are pretty delicious, especially with how crunchy they are!”
Now that he’s explained his intentions and whatnot, it’s about time he got to know what he needed to do on his side of the bargain. “Now what do you want me to do for this ruby? I can do just about anything, so if you want me to do something… I’ll do it!”
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Post by Polbo on Nov 28, 2018 9:26:09 GMT -6
Days, even weeks of waiting? Polbo wouldn't dare dream of making someone wait that long for a reward, but it was nice to know there was some leeway on the exact due date for Bozo's ruby. She could hear the whimper that escaped him as Polbo dug into her food, and snorted with slight amusement before raising a hand and gesturing for the waiter to come by. "Hey, can we get another order of these?" she asked, "My friend here is especially hungry, today." The waiter nodded their head and scribbled down the order before walking back into the kitchen. "It's on me, don't worry," Polbo assured the purple cat. She listened quietly as he explained some more about his request, taking the occasional bite out of her food or sip of her drink. It occurred to her that she hadn't asked Bozo what he wanted to drink, but if he was really thirsty, he could just order for himself.
"So, they taste good," Polbo echoed in clarification, "And they give you power, so you want to eat one. Alright, fair enough." She took another sip of beer and let it wash some of the chicken in her mouth down her throat before she spoke again. "Now, I won't ask what you plan to do with that power, of course. It's really none of my business." The Earthling pondered over her options for a moment, wiping one of her hands on her napkin to get off all the red sauce that her fingers were drenched in. She could ask Bozo to go kill someone, though that sounded kind of boring, today. And she didn't really have anyone she particularly cared to have killed off the top of her head, anyway. Maybe some form of entertainment?
"...Okay, how about, uh, you go and pick a fight with someone? Someone interesting to watch fight. ...Oh, I know, why don't you go pick a fight with an Arcosian?" Now that sounded entertaining. She wasn't a racist, of course, but of the many species across the galaxy, Arcosians tended to be, by far, the most snobbish and rude. One had even smacked her in the face and sent her flying across a field! The nerve of them. Actually, maybe this was an opportunity. "Actually, not just any Arcosian. There's one I don't like. His name is... Thaw? Yeah, Thaw. Find Thaw and beat the crap out of him, or kill him, either is fine, and you'll get your Ruby." She gave Bozo a smile as the waiter came by and set the order of wings down in front of him.
"And, obviously, my name doesn't come up at all," Polbo added as she took another bite of her food, "Or you don't get what you ordered. Oh, and you can have friends help you out, if he's too much to handle alone. I know Arcosians tend to be particularly resilient."
TAGS: Bozo
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Post by Bozo on Dec 4, 2018 15:56:28 GMT -6
The alien’s ears perked up upon hearing her tell a nearby waiter to order another thing of hot wings, which would of course make him think… a little more about this particular earthling. He still didn’t mind the idea of destroying her and whatnot, but she gained at least SOME respect from him, especially since she’s going to offer him a blood ruby for a simple task! He grinned and leaned back, giving her a small nod after hearing that it was on the house. “Well, why thank you! I haven’t eaten since an hour ago, and I’m quite hungry!” Do this his intense power and how his body worked, he got hungry OFTEN. It’s almost comparable to that of a saiyan’s hunger, which is of course saying a lot.
“But yes, they taste good.” He would say, “BEYOOOND good, actually. Honestly they’re the most delicious things in the world to little ol’ me, especially with how crunchy they are.” Bozo grinned, a little glad that she didn’t bother to ask on what he was going to do with the power. The last thing he wanted was for her to deny the request after telling her that he’s going to use said power to… well, destroy a few things. Heck, if it had enough power, he might blow up this planet later once he was given permission.
The hakaijin blinked once hearing what she wanted him to do; kill an arcosian? Usually he didn’t mind destroying something, but arcosians were VERY strong, stronger than him which was a surprise. He sort of dig his claws into the table after hearing her offer, though slowly he would nod, agreeing to the deal. “So beat up this arcosian named Thaw? Hmmm, I think I’ve heard of him before… but nevermind that.” Bozo would clear his throat, getting a little more serious now. “You know, arcosians aren’t all fun and games when it comes to… well, being destroyed. They’re quite tough and… well, how about this!” He would point his finger at the woman, “How about you get me a blood ruby SO I can destroy this lil’ lizard for you? I am strong, but I’ll need a little boost if you wish for him to get destroyed or maimed! After I kick his tail and make him cry to his momma… or dad, whatever it is, I’ll tell you.”
“This might sound a tad bit strange, but give me the ruby and I’ll blow him to bits, deal?”
Soon enough his plate would arrive, and while he stared at her, went and grabbed a piece of chicken, taking the entire thing in his mouth with a sickening crunch, eating both the meat and bone without a problem.
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