Magical Boat Ride Through Hell [OPEN] Jun 15, 2019 19:49:13 GMT -6
Post by Yogu on Jun 15, 2019 19:49:13 GMT -6
Thread PL: 165,500
When Yogu arrived in Hell he was expecting a lot more fire and brimstone. Demons flying around and people getting punished for their sins left and right. He was expecting to be boiling in a vat of lava for the rest of eternity. But that wasn't Hell at all! This place felt like an Old Folks Home! There was nothing to do except lounge around! He wanted to do something but when the only thing to do was take a boat ride in the red lake and take a nap, he'd rather just fade away. But if or when he stopped existing wasn't quite up to him, so he decided to take that boat ride.
He had only been out on the lake for about five minutes, and already he wanted to take a nap. The whole thing was just one big snooze fest! It was kind of funny watching little clouds try to row a boat though. It made the whole adventure a little bit more bearable. Yogu leaned over the side of the small wooden boat he was on. He could see his reflection in the water, and he had a big frown on his face. Was he really still sad about that whole dying thing? He got over it so quickly last time. Why couldn't he just hurry up and get over it already? "I wonder how deep the lake is?" Yogu leans over and puts his hand in, expecting to feel the bottom, but he goes too far over and the entire boat flips over. After thrashing in the water for a little bit and flipping the boat back over, everything is back to normal. The only problem being that Yogu's already bad day was completely ruined. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING SUCK SO MUCH AROUND HERE?! KAI DAMMIT! THIS WAS MY ONLY PAIR OF CLOTHES AND NOW THEY'RE SOAKING WET!" Yogu slams his fist down on the side of his boat and it flips over yet again. "OH COME O- blublublub..."
OOC: Bruh:egg: or :egg:bruh? You decide.