Shinjin Are Losers (Open) Nov 22, 2019 16:48:42 GMT -6
Post by Rhea on Nov 22, 2019 16:48:42 GMT -6
|RHEA'S PL: 400 | SANO'S PL: 5,250 | ZIKORD'S PL: 5,250|
|ACTIVE TRANSFORMATIONS: None|
"ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! I, LOVE, MARINE, CORPS!" Rhea's voice bellowed out her megaphone as her loyal followers did their one handed push ups for the day. "What is marine corps?!" the Namekian asked, momentarily pausing to look up at the ogre who sat on her dark, purple throne. She looked unamused by the question, and raised her megaphone to yell right into his face yet again. "LESS YAPPING, MORE... PUSH UPPING!" she declared, and, though he rolled his eyes at the demand, he did so. Push ups were probably in his best interest for now, seeing as their main goal at being back in the Otherworld was supposedly because it would make them all much stronger much faster than just training in the living realms would. Something to do with their lack of a "corporeal body" contributing to their enhanced gains. Although... Didn't they have their real bodies back?
The Arcosian next to him was quite diligently silent as she continued to work apparently as best as she could to do her push ups, but one glance over at her was all it took for him to see just how wobbly her arms were getting. "Do you need a break or som-" "Nope!" she insisted through grit teeth as she went up and down yet again. Rhea stood up off her throne and held her megaphone up, beginning to march in place as she declared, "NOW, GRUNTS! REPEATS AFTER ME!" She then fumbled with her megaphone and a piece of paper she seemed to have scrawled something on. "Ahem. SHINJIN AREN'T SHINSHIT!" "Shinjin aren't shinjit," they both repeated after her, their voices both significantly less enthusiastic and far more strained with how many push ups they had done.
"OGRES ARE WHERE IT'S AT!" "Ogres are where it's at." "AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO DISAGREE..." "And if you'd like to disagree..." "GO AND HANG YOURSELF FROM THAT TR-" "Excuse me," Rhea stopped as she was interrupted by an Ogre in a policeman's outfit snatching the megaphone out of her hands and giving her a stern frown. "You are causing a public disturbance. Cut it out." He then marched away without returning her megaphone. "...Okay, break time!" Rhea shortly after declared with a clap of her hands, the policeman cutting her off clearly having not phased her in the slightest. The Namekian and Arcosian both collapsed to the ground with a groan. "So that was what, forty straight minutes this time?" Rhea mused. "Let's go for fifty tomorrow!" "...Cool," Zikord grumbled. He was surprised it took that long for someone to stop her this time. Usually someone showed up to shut her up within the first twenty minutes.