Pheno Diaries Nov 27, 2019 2:06:16 GMT -6
Post by Pheno on Nov 27, 2019 2:06:16 GMT -6
Diary Entry #1 'My name'
"I've decided to keep the name my creator bestowed upon me, "Pheno" it's not the most...elegant of names, but I have somewhat grown attached to it! I was able to recover information about the life forms I am apparently neighbored to, called 'Earthlings' seems to be in reference to the planets name...am I technically an Earthling too? Ah well- I digress the point is the Earthlings have many names I very much like, such as Persephone or perhaps even- Mary Jane, such wonderful names befitting someone like me- but alas, I just feel much more comfortable sticking to Pheno- is that odd? The professor could have probably done a much better job making me a bit more decisive, but they say this kind of thing...builds character, I like the sound of that!"
Diary Entry #2 'Appetite'
"Well things could be going better for me, it seems despite my manners many Earthlings see me as repulsive- aha! just kidding, me? repulsive? I may not look like these humans, yet at least- but anyone should be able to tell just from my voice that it's my insides that represent my glamorous beauty...insides as in my soul, my heart- not my literal intestines- that's just plain unlady like. I say a lot about these Earthlings and how they should treat me different- but to be honest maybe it's not entirely unwise to fear me- after all what they call food is indeed tasty, and fun to eat- but the nutritional value is non-existent, live Earthlings unfortunately make for much healthier meals, I'm sure it isn't that big'a deal after all it seems they themselves eat other organisms, I even tried one, they called it a 'cheeseburger' not becoming of a lady such as myself to eat- but it's a guilty pleasure of mine, digression aside though- it seems to come from an organism known as a cow, and those go 'moo!' Earthlings seem capable of speech like me, but if I had to pick a term in reference to them as a species, I'd say the Earthling goes...Ahhh!"
Diary Entry #3 'Beauty'
"It would seem not all is lost when it comes to conversing with Earthings, I have met another lady, like myself (but obviously an Earthling so we don't really look alike) has actually taken time out of her day to speak to me! She was quite polite but seemed to lack my well put together tone and mannerisms, if I were an Earthling, I'd have to say without a doubt I'd be the best lady of us two, but again I digress! She explained to me the outrageous responses I was getting from the past Earthlings was because I resemble these things called bugs- and I admit, we are...similar, but just my pallet alone should be enough to give the impression I am one of a kind, and not some...insect! Speaking of insects, apparently a lot of their fear is indeed derived from appearance and apparently also being devoured by them! I decided not to be so...open with how I think of Earthlings as food- I feel it is best for my relationship with this other lady that I don't elaborate, somehow I get the feeling my hypothesis about Earthlings being OK with me eating some of them would not be something they'd agree with, I wonder if there is a reason behind this or if they are simply a contradictory and hypocritical species? Why would the professor have created me then? Did he hate Earthlings? I am sorely confused I must say."
Diary Entry #4 'The sights before me'
"I've found that the world ahead of me is MUCH bigger than I thought, it seems not only is the planet I'm on much bigger and wider than I would have originally believed it to be, but it seems there are also entire-other planets in what is called the solar system! Goodness me, I have so many sights to see! Maybe by the time I've seen everything I will have evolved into a greater form...oh! That reminds me, I have deduced why I am so hungry for the energy of humans and why I have yet to be accepted as beautiful by others. I am...not finished...technically, I think my creator originally planned on having me grow entirely in that pod of mine- to make me...perfect, I have to admit, as much as it hurts to say, I am not yet perfect, why I'm hardly even IMperfect the way things are now. There's no doubt in my mind now...it's simply necessary to devour and satisfy my cravings until I have reached that fated form, then I will have no need to ever do it again...! I hope I'm not jinxing myself by saying that..."
Diary Entry #5 'The Good, the OK and now the Ugly'
"Ugh, in my journey of learning everything I can- I have discovered what is by far the most repulsive thing on the planet if not in existence...pollution. It seems some Earthlings don't actually care much for the planet they live on or don't realize what they are doing to it gradually over time. They leave these stray objects in their oceans on the ground, this abomination called Tobacco that literally robs them of their life-span and from what I'm hearing...they know this! Yet they do it anyway! I am both disgusted and intrigued by this new discovery- even though I hate it, I do not regret learning about it, in a way it actually makes devouring humans all the less taxing on my
sanitymoral compass, still it seems evident not literally every Earthling behaves this way and some others even take action to try and stop things like this...good Skies to that, you should see what this pollution does to the water around here...why, it's practically toxic! just imagine what it's doing to my skin...!
-Diary End...for now.
-Authors note: I say things such as "Good skies" or "Thank the stars" this is my equivalent to terms Earthlings use like "Good God or Thank God" I was created by the professor, not this 'God' entity, and everytime I ask every Earthling has a different answer for who this God actually is- so I try to keep their moniker out of my mouth when speaking in reference to joy, or vain- it's quite rude.