Post by Om-Yogu on Mar 1, 2020 10:34:39 GMT -6
Well, hell sucked. Yogu already knew this, though. It just sucked more the second time around. The first time, it was boring. Horribly boring. Aside from the handfuls of times he saw Typha and that time with the headband saiyan guy, all he did was sit around. What had ever happened with that guy? What was his name? Yogu couldn't recall. Didn't he meet his niece? He was losing focus. The problem with the second time in Hell? Vocado. It was weird, on Earth, he could never tell where he was. There were so many conflicting energies. But in Hell, where there were only a handful of powerful people, it felt like Vocado was in the same room as him constantly. What was important was that he had found a way out of hell and into heaven.
Very cool.
He had overheard some Ogres discussing something about a plane. One that took then from Hell to Heaven. He had always assumed they used a magic portal or something. It was a little jarring how normal it was. But also, incredibly helpful. All he had to do was sneak on the plane. That wouldn't be too hard, right?
Three unconscious ogres, a sprained ankle, an exploded cargo crate for a distraction, a short nap, and an hour and a half later, Yogu was in the air. Was he in the comfort and safety of a plane? No. He was clinging onto the bottom for dear life, praying to the Kais he was about to go see that an extra-strong gust of wind didn't blast him into purgatory. "Th-This really sucks... At-At least I'll get to go say hi to Nashi! And if I'm lucky, maybe none of the ogres will recognize that I'm supposed to be in Hell and I'll get to stay! HEHEHEHAHA! ...Wait, is that bad?" Yogu pries his head from the bottom of the plane and looks down. Below him, is fields of flowers for as far as the eye can see. Well, if that wasn't heaven, Yogu was going to feel pretty dumb.
The ghostboi kicks off the plane, and starts plummeting towards the ground! "Man, good thing I'm a ghost! If I had a real body and was doing this, it'd probably hurt a lot- OW! AHHHHHH!" Yogu collides with the ground hard, kicking up dirt and throwing flowers everywhere! Within a second, he's back up on his feet. "Phew! Well, at least I can't die again! ...Ugh, I think I've made that joke like twenty times now... I really need to get new material." Yogu looked around, and it certainly looked like Heaven. "Well... What now? Guess I should go looking for Nashi, and Nashua must be up here too. Could go apologize more for killing her... Hehe, Nash." So, Yogu started walking. To where? He didn't really know. He'd run into someone eventually. He always did.
Very cool.
He had overheard some Ogres discussing something about a plane. One that took then from Hell to Heaven. He had always assumed they used a magic portal or something. It was a little jarring how normal it was. But also, incredibly helpful. All he had to do was sneak on the plane. That wouldn't be too hard, right?
Three unconscious ogres, a sprained ankle, an exploded cargo crate for a distraction, a short nap, and an hour and a half later, Yogu was in the air. Was he in the comfort and safety of a plane? No. He was clinging onto the bottom for dear life, praying to the Kais he was about to go see that an extra-strong gust of wind didn't blast him into purgatory. "Th-This really sucks... At-At least I'll get to go say hi to Nashi! And if I'm lucky, maybe none of the ogres will recognize that I'm supposed to be in Hell and I'll get to stay! HEHEHEHAHA! ...Wait, is that bad?" Yogu pries his head from the bottom of the plane and looks down. Below him, is fields of flowers for as far as the eye can see. Well, if that wasn't heaven, Yogu was going to feel pretty dumb.
The ghostboi kicks off the plane, and starts plummeting towards the ground! "Man, good thing I'm a ghost! If I had a real body and was doing this, it'd probably hurt a lot- OW! AHHHHHH!" Yogu collides with the ground hard, kicking up dirt and throwing flowers everywhere! Within a second, he's back up on his feet. "Phew! Well, at least I can't die again! ...Ugh, I think I've made that joke like twenty times now... I really need to get new material." Yogu looked around, and it certainly looked like Heaven. "Well... What now? Guess I should go looking for Nashi, and Nashua must be up here too. Could go apologize more for killing her... Hehe, Nash." So, Yogu started walking. To where? He didn't really know. He'd run into someone eventually. He always did.
OOC: Consuming funny plane ticket to do this 
