Post by Gaff on Jun 18, 2020 7:39:15 GMT -6
Gaff's PL: 29,128
"Bored."
KZZZACK!
"GYAAH!"
It wasn't unusual to see strange sights in HFIL. After all, many new characters came here every day. But nobody expected to see Hell's resident boogeyman, Gaff, sitting atop the blood fountain, looking positively bored. Strung up beside him were a pair of ogres, which the demented ghost was casually poking with a cattle prod. He wasn't even looking at them!
Gaff sighed. Tormenting the residents of HFIL had lost its luster. It had just gotten so easy for him. It was the same thing, day in and day out. You'd think publicly torturing a pair of ogres would get someone's attention. But nope. They just watched.
Now the living world. That sounded fun. A whole planet's worth of souls came in recently. It sounded like a chaotic place up there. It sounded entertaining.
Gaff growled. "This place has just gotten so damn dull."
"If it's so dull," one of the ogres shouted out, "Then let us go and stop shocking us!"
"Can't hear you. Bored."
KZZZACK!
"GYAAHAHOW!"
