Sugary Showdown [Invite] Aug 21, 2020 8:41:23 GMT -6
Post by Kamui on Aug 21, 2020 8:41:23 GMT -6
A thought had settled within Kamui's mind, one that didn't particularly please her.
Ever since she hijacked that Ogre Taxi and escaped the boredom of Otherworld, Kamui thought that she'd get everything she'd have ever dreamed of on Earth. Tons of excitement, heroes and villains everywhere, and plenty of people to fight! Instead what she found were traffic jams and shitty street musicians. It was pretty disappointing, really.
But Kamui didn't give up! For if the West disappointed her, the East would surely excite her! And if that wouldn't do the trick, she'd just head South, exactly as she was doing right now!
It had to be a mistake, right? Surely Earth wasn't actually this boring, despite all the new stuff she came to learn. She was just looking in the wrong places! This hunch was only confirmed when Kamui came to learn of the 'Tenka'ichi Budokai Grounds!' A place where an annual martial arts tournament was held for the strongest fighter on the planet, but also a place where fighters could meet and spar against eachother!
THAT is what she was looking for! It was a dream come true!
Eventually she had found the place. From high above, Kamui could see rows of seats surrounding an open stone platform in the middle. Yet something looked...Off. Streaks of white that seemed to criss-cross around the entire tournament grounds, almost like a spider's web! ''...That's weird. Janitor outta town?'' Kamui scratched her head. She looked closer, and spotted a tiny thing moving around in the arena. Sensed it, too!
Curious, Kamui descended down toward the large gate leading into the arena, and stood atop it. From here, she could see everything clearly. Toilet paper scattered around, graffiti'd walls...Everything was starting to become clear to her.
''Hey, you there!'' Her voice boomed across the arena in an authorative tone.
She leapt down to face the weird, purple guy and his awfully shiny hard-looking friend. A stern glare settled into her eyes as she looked at the two, hands on her hips whilst she shook her head, almost like an angry mother scolding her son.
''Come on kid, that's not how you TP a place! You gotta put some thought into it!'' Kamui spoke with clear disappointment, gesturing around her with a displeased pout. ''First time?'' She looked back to the Majin with a cocksure, cheeky grin. Kamui had TP'd plenty of places in her early days, and considered herself quite the artist.
She pointed at the Graffiti, and nodded. ''I do like that though, nice addition!'' Even the master wasn't aversed to complimenting a newbie.
Back to the matter at hand, though. Kamui realized she probably shouldn't be endorsing this behaviour if she ever wanted to become a hero. She had to discard her childhood sentiment, and put this little rascal in his place.
''Anyway, fun's over buddy. I can't let you make this place all dirty.'' Kamui held her chin high, speaking confidently. ''I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to clean this up!''
She looked down at the purple kid with an authorative glare. For some reason, she felt as if this wasn't going to be as easy as she hoped...
Stop right there, criminal scum!
Kamui's PL: 65,000